A couple years later, I was working in produce, Natural Grocers in Colorado. Seems fairly innocuous, right? It snowed like 3 ft before I even got to work. Total bullshit. I couldn’t call out – I really wanted to. The amazing do-ers of Colorado would not find it sensible to stay home. No, they would laugh at you and your “fear” of the snow.. Anyway, It’s a brand new location for me and a new manager to meet. Yay.
I show up wearing two pairs of leggings, leg warmers, big waterproof boots, AND a face that says go fuck yourself FOR THE WIN when I meet the manager.
She says, “Hi, are those the only pants you have?”
“Uh.. No?”
“Can you change your pants then?”
“Oh, like right now? Yes, right now they are definitely the only pair of pants I have.
Why do I need to change my pants?”
“Do you have a longer shirt?”
“What? What’s wrong with my pants?”
“You have to have pockets in your pants. I can see your ass.”
“What’d you just say to me?”
“I can see the shape of your butt in those pants,” said slowly for my benefit because I’m the idiot.
“You would still be able to see the shape of my butt regardless of what pants I was wearing.” I’m thinking if I should thank her… I always wanted to be home. She gave me precisely what I was looking for.
Side note: have any of your seen this ad for pants that put your butt into position. Pants: the ones that you wear. If you – {all of you women who have lost all sense of what it means to be attractive} took your head out of your ass, you would know YOUR BUTT is attached to your fucking spine and doesn’t have any other option. Zombies.
She says to me, “We have a company policy that you have to have pants with pockets in case someone’s looking at your ass. We’ve had sexual harassment issues before.”
Before this moment? Well, wait till they get a load of me. I quit, but naturally I didn’t stop shopping there – because if I dared not enter where my ass caused a scene, I mean. Where would I go? Anyway, one day as a patron, I’m shopping, holding some avocados and she comes to see me at check-out. Super smiley, Colorado style. Holding no grudges whatsoever and says,
“Oh hey, did you see the new bamboo-silk underwear we got in?”
Lady, what in the world does my ass do to you? I mean, have a little self-control? Isn’t this God’s country?
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Sexual Harassment #2
A couple years later, I was working in produce, Natural Grocers in Colorado. Seems fairly innocuous, right? It snowed like 3 ft before I even got to work. Total bullshit. I couldn’t call out – I really wanted to. The amazing do-ers of Colorado would not find it sensible to stay home. No, they would laugh at you and your “fear” of the snow.. Anyway, It’s a brand new location for me and a new manager to meet. Yay.
I show up wearing two pairs of leggings, leg warmers, big waterproof boots, AND a face that says go fuck yourself FOR THE WIN when I meet the manager.
She says, “Hi, are those the only pants you have?”
“Uh.. No?”
“Can you change your pants then?”
“Oh, like right now? Yes, right now they are definitely the only pair of pants I have.
Why do I need to change my pants?”
“Do you have a longer shirt?”
“What? What’s wrong with my pants?”
“You have to have pockets in your pants. I can see your ass.”
“What’d you just say to me?”
“I can see the shape of your butt in those pants,” said slowly for my benefit because I’m the idiot.
“You would still be able to see the shape of my butt regardless of what pants I was wearing.” I’m thinking if I should thank her… I always wanted to be home. She gave me precisely what I was looking for.
She says to me, “We have a company policy that you have to have pants with pockets in case someone’s looking at your ass. We’ve had sexual harassment issues before.”
Before this moment? Well, wait till they get a load of me. I quit, but naturally I didn’t stop shopping there – because if I dared not enter where my ass caused a scene, I mean. Where would I go? Anyway, one day as a patron, I’m shopping, holding some avocados and she comes to see me at check-out. Super smiley, Colorado style. Holding no grudges whatsoever and says,
“Oh hey, did you see the new bamboo-silk underwear we got in?”
Lady, what in the world does my ass do to you? I mean, have a little self-control? Isn’t this God’s country?
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